I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then…

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day……and then, you finish off as an orgasm!

Since there is a better chance of hell freezing over, why not just treat yourself to a multiple orgasm…cocktail that is!

Multiple Orgasm cocktail

Ingredients:

Baileys Irish Cream
2 shots tia maria
1 shot vodka
Ice
whipped cream
1 shot white rum

Put 2/3 cubes of ice in a glass. Add to that 1 shot of vodka and 1 shot of white rum. Then add two shots of tia maria. Quickly pour this mixture over the baileys and whisk briskly to combine all the spirits together. Finally - add some whipped cream on top to finish it off.