First check-out this video link below. It is in Italian, so read the set-up.
SETUP:
An elderly Italian man is sleeping on the side of the road on a pile of hay. He is awakened by a wealthy man on a motorcycle who asks for the time. The old gentleman has a donkey next to him and by simply feeling the donkey’s testicles, he tells the man on the motorcycle the time… This gentleman on his return trip spots the old man again and, thinking the old man was just lucky, asks him again. To the wealthy man’s surprise, the old man is exactly correct again about the time. Now watch the video and see how the old man knows what time it always is.
howitalianstellthetime.wmv
Theo’s asparagus risotto
This risotto is simple to prepare and really delicious!
Ingredients: 200g carnaroli rice
1 bunch of asparagus
1 litre of chicken stock (homemade is best, but Knorrs sells a liquid stock which is quite good if time is an issue)
1/2 glass dry vermouth or white wine
3 tablespoon olive oil
1 shallot
1 clove of garlic
75g parmesan reggiano, grated
25g unsalted butter
Small bunch of basil
Preparation:
Chop the asparagus into 1 cm pieces, using only the tender green parts. Boil them in salted water for 4 minutes, drain.
Bring the chicken stock to boiling point and keep simmering over a low heat.Finely chop the shallot and garlic. Heat the olive oil in a heavy based saucepan and fry the garlic and shallot over a low heat until soft. Add the rice and stir until the oil is absorbed and the rice has become translucent - this will take approximately 4 minutes. Add the wine or vermouth and stir until absorbed. Begin to add the simmering stock, ladle by ladle, stirring continuously. The stock will all be absorbed after approximately 20 minutes and the rice should be “al dente,” it will have a bite, but is not crunchy.
Add the cooked asparagus and stir vigorously to combine well. Finish by adding the butter, parmesan and chopped basil. The risotto should have a creamy appearance and texture.
*Makes approximately 4 starter portions. For a non-vegan alternative, pancetta can also be added.