I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then…

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day……and then, you finish off as an orgasm!

Since there is a better chance of hell freezing over, why not just treat yourself to a multiple orgasm…cocktail that is!

Multiple Orgasm cocktail

Ingredients:

Baileys Irish Cream
2 shots tia maria
1 shot vodka
Ice
whipped cream
1 shot white rum

Put 2/3 cubes of ice in a glass. Add to that 1 shot of vodka and 1 shot of white rum. Then add two shots of tia maria. Quickly pour this mixture over the baileys and whisk briskly to combine all the spirits together. Finally - add some whipped cream on top to finish it off.

Seduce your partner in record time

And if you can’t get it right on your own, then do swing by the InterContinental Bar and get some first hand lessons from our pro - Joel!

Joel’s Seduction:

Muddle 1 fresh strawberry with 10ml of sugar water (combine 4 tablespoons of water with 2 tablespoons of sugar. Mix well until sugar is diluted).
In a shaker with fresh ice cubes, place a dash (15ml) of Grand Marnier or Brandy mixed with a splash of OJ, 10ml vodka, 20ml of passion fruit (1 passion fruit halved and scooped out is best. However if timing is an issue, store bought juice will also do the trick) and, 20ml of cranberry juice.
SHAKE everything vigorously!
Double strain (this means strain from the shaker over a tea strainer) into a sexy shaped - chilled glass of Rose Champagne(you can’t go wrong with Dom Perignon rose, however an inexpensive rose such as Jacobs Creek, which you can purchase at Tesco for a fiver, will also get the job done).
Garnish with an orange slice or zest, and if you are a real pro and want to make a lasting impression, twist that orange.
Once again, shake it baby and then let this potion work its magic!